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Tom
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01:59 pm
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Magic flying spider
Today I saw a spider in the bathroom.
The spider was crawling all over these huge intersecting webs, and moving in multiple planes.
Only no matter how close I got, I couldn't see the web...
It was magical.
(although the magic of the situation may not come across to readers, depending on the froodyness of their perspective)
In pissed off news, WARGH SHITTY CRAP (physics: saturday), blah and ho hum (maths rounds 1+2: ages). Which is less swear words than there would have been if I'd posted last week...
oh, and web browsing without a mouse is also shitty crap, at least with firefox.
Current Mood: inspired/crap
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07:24 pm
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Something silly to set the tone
A philosopher dude once told me that everyone was looking through the world with different coloured glasses. Even the people who didn't wear glasses.
It's like, when I read these words, they look different to when you read them. Yeah. See, these look like pretty stupid words to me. But to you?
They *could* be the answers to the Great Questions, for all I know.
So, if you read what truth is, or when the world will end, send it to me, will ya?
Except, you won't be reading this, you'll be reading about the path to enlightenment. Hmmm.
What you have to do, then, is get your neighbour to come over and read this, and he'll tell you to send it to me.
No, wait. Your neighbour has to get *himself*, because you won't know.
Okay, that works.
So all you reading this, have to go round to your neighbour, who *won't* have moved as they're reading all about spiritual knobs and whatnot. If your neighbour's gone, that means they read this too, so you can go back home.
But if they're in....Wow!
The mind boggles.
You could even have a cup of tea.
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